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  • Wembley Youth Centre, London Road, London HA9 7EU
  • 0208 903 0300

AYP Monologue Competition – Monologue Ideas III

In Collaboration with Rita Bernard-Shaw, Percelle Ascott, Mia McKenna-Bruce, Bani Mendy and Luke Davies, AYP will be hosting a Monologue Competition for young people in London aged between 14 and 17.

To help you with this the judges have selected 3 possible monologues that you may use:

COMEDIC MONOLOGUE

(Male or Female part in American accent preferred but any accepted)

INT. FAST FOOD RESTAURANT. DAY.
A customer is standing angrily holding a burger in front of
an employee.

HAPPY BURGER EMPLOYEE

Ma’am, I replaced the first burger free cause it “didn’t taste right” to you…. And the second burger cause you said it wasn’t cooked enough. Now, you’re telling me that this burger is burnt?! You have got to be kidding me. Where do you think you are? This is Happy Burger! We ain’t serving no sirloin steak! $5.25 an hour and I gotta put up with the likes of you. I’ll tell you what. Why don’t you come back here, take my greasy apron and my stupid hat, and stand back here in 128 degree temperature and cook your own burger til you’re satisfied. Oh, and hey, don’t forget you gotta smile nice for all the customers while you’re sweating to death and the French Fry boys are whispering perverted jokes!! No? Doesn’t sound like a good old time to you? Well then, I highly suggest you take that burger back to your little table, eat it, and think about how lucky you are that I didn’t smush an apple pie in your face. Have I made myself clear?

A moment of silence passes

HAPPY BURGER EMPLOYEE (CONT’D)
(Smiling)

Thank you. Have a nice day.

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